This, my friends, is no joke. I will be packing this week for one of the largest technology conferences on the planet. On May 16th, 19,000 people will convene on the 7,000,000 square feet of the Orange County Convention Center for the SapphireNow | Americas’ SAP Users’ Group 2016 Conferences. And this is what is on my packing list: moleskin, surgical tape and 2Toms Blister Shield. And 5 different kinds of shoes. Plus sneakers. Plus flip flops. And some really fuzzy slippers.
These are things I’m convinced men do not pack.
Women’s shoes – if we are wearing the expected business attire – are designed in precise juxtaposition to the normal shape of a foot. Women’s shoes are designed to match only certain attire in color, style, heel height. Women’s shoes aren’t designed for trekking across 950,000 square feet of exhibitor space. And women’s shoes are generally not designed to be worn with a pair of cushioned socks either.
Hence, the moleskin, surgical tape and blister aid. And the different shoes? Well, it helps to have the shoes you wear on day 2 hurt at different places than the shoes you wore on day 1… and so on.
And – when all else hurts, I’ll be slipping off my shoes while listening to someone else’s presentation, changing into comfortable flats to run from one session to another, and limping into the evening festivities.
Tell me – would these shoes REALLY make my feet look fat and awkward with a suit or dress?? Maybe I can pull it off….what do you think?